Thursday, December 11, 2008

Happy Birthday, Liz and Josh!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear Liz and Josh!
Happy birthday to you!

Sorry, Liz, I know your birthday was actually yesterday. However, as a married couple who were born only one day apart, I'm allowed to merge you and Josh into a weird, pseudo-blob, dual-birthday creature, and, as such, I'm allowed to wish you guys a happy birthday at the same time, on whichever day I so choose.

No, really! It's in the rulebook! Look it up! ;)

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